2011 - a quick replay

I don't believe in calling a year bad or good. Every year has its own significance, both good and bad events make the year memorable.

Every flashback has a slilver lining:

1. It dawned on me that I am 40 and even if I want to forget this fact, my body reminds me of this every moment.  Knees make all kinds of noise and I at times want to drill a hole and dump a container of lubricant inside my knee.
2. Frequent visits to loo and the housekeeping staff one day pulled me aside and asked me to consult a doctor.  I should thank her for bringing to my notice that something was wrong after all.
3. It was too boring having palpitations alone as a medical condition, hence my body decided to run a sugar factory and here I am rich with sugar.
4. The diabetologist felt that Sugar is slightly on the higher side and I should do one hour of treadmill /fast walk / 8 times to climb up and down the stairs.  He suggested yoga too
5. To start the easy way, went for a yoga class and the first day, when she asked me to do padmaasan, I was not able to fold the legs in lotus position and after great difficulty I did but while unfurling my legs  fell back to my embarrassment. Whenever she asks me to lie down to do some yoga, I fell asleep
6. Mom started to prepare food for me and the menu goes like this: Coffee without sugar, 3 idlis at office for breakfast, lunch first thing I see everyday is bitter-gourd, sticky ladies finger bhajji (no oil; hence no deep fry), rasam and butter milk, evening coffee with out sugar and for dinner 2 chappatis and no potatoes :(
7. Don't ask me if after all this, I have reduced weight, yes of course  0.25 kgs.
8. Other than poetry, I found that Sketches and taking photographs my passion too and showcased my talent in FB, Blog, Flickr... wherever I can with few innocent tags and status.  I am very innocent woman but people think otherwise.
9. Fate is very unkiind to me.  Even If I take an innocent picture of a tower with men standing on them and doing some repairing work, I miss to see a guy peeing below that tower.  So, for the world I am guilty and gross humour person.
10. Wherever I turn,  I find smarter people around me and even my serious conversations are shrugged off as a joke....What more? wish you all a very happy new year 2012!